Holy smokes.
Justin Beiber.
Believe it or not, I heard that he was a sensation just recently! Unfortunately I had been adequately embarrassed by an awkward chat on Msn about Justin. Apparently he had been enjoying his 16- year old success for quite some time now.
I am not really into music, so I didn't bother to check it out.
Which makes this blog post redundant.
Right...
Let's review the facts shall we?
1. He is 16 years old.
2. He has legions of fanatical and nearly heretical fans that I'm sure will be more than willing to sell their souls, invade Russia and construct monuments in his name.
3. Based on the above, we can see that Justin has a whole lot of power on his 16 year old hands.
4. Power corrupts.
5. Thus, Justin Bieber is corrupted
6.Corrupted people are either perverted or aspiring dictators.
7.Since Justin is not perverted.....
8.Justin is evil.
So that would put me....
as a Justin Hater.
Not that I'm jealous or anything about his awesome skills, dreamy eyes, and dashing face...
Oh darn. I admit it I'm caught with the Bieber-fever...
Russia, here I come!
-Sean
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4 comments:
That's why he has a song called 'Baby' 'cause he's still one.
and there could be more things on ur blog.
And I freaking didn't know he was 16 years old ONLY??? Sure???
THIS IS SPARTA.
Derrick
Hmmm. What could I add?
Well, he has finished his transition from a boy to a man when he broke his voice earlier this month.
-Joel 1A1
P.S If any teacher sees this, please award me ACE points for this superb comment.
Sure thing :D
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