Instructions for Making and the Consumption of a Banana Split in the STATES OF THE GLORIOUS NATION OF MAN
Required Ingredients to create a Stable and Non-lethal Item for Self-utilization:
1 Administration approved Banana
1 Administration approved Can of Whipped Cream
3 Administration approved Exact Scoops of Iced Cream that simulate any desirable flavour
1 Administration approved bottle of Chocolate Syrup
1 Administration approved bowl
1. Begin by obtaining the required permits ( 56A, 884V, GS-90)
2. Remove the skin of your Administration approved banana with an Administration approved banana peeler
3. Use an Administration approved non-lethal knife to slice the Administration approved banana into half.
4. Place the sliced Administration approved banana into the Administration approved bowl.
5. Take your 3 scoops of Administration approved Iced Cream with an Administration approved Iced Cream scooper and place them into the Administration approved bowl along with the Administration approved banana.
6. Apply the Administration approved Whipped Cream with an Administration approved Whipped Cream applier
7. Drizzle the Administration approved chocolate syrup onto the items in the Administration approved bowl. ( Administration approved drizzling methods are listed in " The Citizen's Manual to Syrup" )
8. Enjoy your Stable and Non-lethal Item for Self-utilization. ( Permit 806b is required for this action)
NOTE:
Serving this item to any member of a non-Administration approved group WILL RESULT IN THE IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OF OFFENDER AND COMPLETE OBLITERATION OF PERSONAL AFFECTS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.
Non-Administration approved groups include:
Boy Scouts (MONEY LAUNDERING)
Young Book Readers Club (SPREADS BANNED MATERIAL)
St.Marcus Home for the Elderly (KIDNAPPING SYNDICATE)
THIS RECIPE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE ADMINISTRATION