The Journal of the Leg of Lamb

I was quaking in my boots. Today was Thursday and that hag Mrs. Maloney was going to take one of us out of our home and fry, boil or bake us. Despicable. So far no one made it out alive. Today, I felt special. I thought she was going to choose me. I waited and waited. Nothing.

Suddenly, the sound of screeching tires were heard by my sharp ears. Hey, being a leg of lamb had its advantages. The whole freezer was abuzz with excitement, horror and sheer fear.

Mr.Maloney was back.

The newbies rushed to Old Man Steak and begged for advice. Old Man Steak survived for nearly a year in this hell hole. The newbies listened intently as he said solemnly," The key to survival is to act un-tasty" The newbies nodded in agreement.

Suddenly, we all felt a chill in the air as Mr.Maloney and Mrs.Maloney became deathly quiet.What had happened? Footsteps. The chiller door opened. A huge menacing hand groped around the freezer as we all held our breaths. That was truly the time in my life when i experienced fear.

She grabbed me as I screamed but nothing came out.

"Air..." I gasped as she constricted me, she pushed out the air from my lungs as she wielded me like a maniac. Everything became hazy as I slipped into unconsciousness. Moments later I awakened, only to see myself being brought down upon Mr. Maloney's head! I saw him crumpled onto the floor like a puppet with it's strings cut.

I'm a murderer! What have i done?

Later, men dressed in blue with shiny buttons all over came to question me. I was so scared. Mrs.Maloney was the killer! I was innocent! Please, I have a wife and two children at home!

Then, Mrs.Maloney threw me into this incinerator. The flames, the heat. This is hell i guess.
So, as I scrawl this writing on this napkin, whoever finds this, please post it on your blog, to tell the world of the hideous crime that was a committed today. I leave this journal and this picture to tell you that not all Leg of Lambs are criminals

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Short Stories. The Rise and Fall.

So, this post is going to be talking mostly about the art or scourge of deception depending on your view.

WARNING: SPOILERS

Mary Maloney is described as a loving wife who is completely devoted to her spouse. When Mr.Maloney drops a bomb on her (not literally ) by telling her that hes leaving her to pursue another love interest She is so stricken with despair by it that she morphs into a whole new person. She changed completely not only in character but also in her thinking. She ended up killing her husband in cold blood and getting away with it scot free by getting rid all the evidence and deceiving the police and tricking a shopkeeper into testifying that she was not at the scene of the crime at the time of the murder.

Now, moving on to the deception in Male Child. Initially, Chuan Poon was described as a caring and thoughtful husband and father. It is later revealed that after having six daughters, he suspects that he is wrought with a curse that he can never father a son He thinks that it was because he did wrong when he was younger. Chuan Poon does not blame his wife but does so when he is angered or embarrassed by having so many children, all of which are girls. Later, his spouse becomes pregnant .Chuan Poon prays to have a male child this time round. Unfortunately, he meets a prostitute at a brothel which he wants to take as his wife. He then cannot decide whether to stay with his faithful wife or marry the prostitute whom he desires. He especially detests it when other clients visits the prostitute to engage in her services.Finally, Chuan Poon decides to take the prostitute. Now, ironically, he hopes his wife will give birth to a daughter once again as this will allow him take the prostitute as h is bride because he can say that his wife is not giving him a heir. The reader is deceived as Chuan Poon is said to be a good man but his actions prove otherwise.


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